- Tumblr Dad: Don't worry kids, she's great!
- Tumblr Kids: But she'll ruin everything!
- Tumblr Dad: That's not anyway to speak to Yahoo!
- Yahoo: Don't worry, we'll get along great!
- Tumblr Dad: See! *walks away*
- Yahoo: Okay you little shits, ready for some change?
- Tumblr Kids: ...fucking told you so, Dad.
You guys, what if tumblr buys yahoo first
it’s not you, it’s your theme
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
